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Miami, Florida, United States
Every time I eat whole fish I fear for days that I have swallowed a bone. Perhaps my abdomen is absolutely lousy with them, I would have no idea. Thanks for coming and remember to take off your shoes before coming into the living room, I'm quite fond of the carpet.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Hop on the cliche expressway.

Anytime a character in a TV show or movie lights a cigarette while behind the wheel of a car, even whilst church sober, will act as though it is the first time they have ever laid hands on a cigarette, a lighter, or even a motor vehicle. Furthermore, against all realistic expectations, they will never crash while doing their best excited muppet impression and the worst repercussions they'll have to deal with is a couple honks (in quieter towns) or maybe a "Watch where you're goin' lady!" in L.A. or New York.