Bits of tid.

-I want to open a shop that just sells Hot Pockets and Natty Light. I call it, "The Brocery Store". Cue.

-The Church of Latter Day Saints website is almost entirely video content now, and nearly all of it is available from the front page, thus strengthening my belief that Mormons can't fucking read.
-George Micheal is currently quite ill. I hope he dies just to watch the media try to come up with reasons he was at all important.

- Wikipedia asked me if I knew: "... that the 21er Haus, located in Vienna, was originally constructed as the Austrian pavilion for Expo 58 in Brussels?", which I believe is it asking me if I'm a dork.

-List of Fictional Cats and Felines. There, you are now aware of the most thorough article on Wikipedia. Take that, Jesus (disambiguation). I know it can be hard to remember that this is an educational blog, what with all the fun we have, but I implore you to try.

-The Muppet Movie has a 98% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That makes it better than Goodfellas. Watch it. Watch it right now.

-Oh, good! You're back! I hope the Muppet movie put you in high spirits, because this is going to ruin that. 

- Mexico City has been overrun by zombies. This completely changes my opinion on immigration. BUILD THE FENCE!

-It has come to my attention that the persons in the previous post were only pretending to be zombies. While I cannot support this sort of behavior (because of the obvious risk of "Boy Who Cried Zombie Syndrome"), I feel like a fence might be overreacting. GIVE THEM A STRONG TALKING TO!

-Don't laugh guys, this is serious. The Lollipop Guild has told us in an exclusive (and fictional) interview that they expect their economy to be based on tourism, chocolate making and the most vulgar, obscene pornography the internet has ever seen.

-The BBC has compiled this list of most liveable alien planets. Meaning, perhaps sometime in the near future, the world will finally begone of those damned, dirty Britons. 

Planet of the Apes is actually a documentary detailing what could have been had the British won the Revolutionary War. Or as they call it, Boxing Day.

Thanks for reading. If you liked this, pepper-spray a church. If you didn't, pepper-spray yourself. Toodles.