7 Casting Changes That Could Have Saved Awful Movies

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15 hours in Photoshop.

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I am a genius.

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Starring four-legged Dolph Lundgren. A creature known to make Eldritch Abominations just wanna go home.

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Which, while we're on the subject of Lovecraftian horrors...

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I smell an Oscar.

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Replace Sophia Coppola with a bowl of wilted greens.

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I'm not even sure this would work.

Hollywood, let me save you.