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Every time I eat whole fish I fear for days that I have swallowed a bone. Perhaps my abdomen is absolutely lousy with them, I would have no idea. Thanks for coming and remember to take off your shoes before coming into the living room, I'm quite fond of the carpet.

Monday, December 19, 2011



I just heard someone use the phrase "That would be a shit". Not "That would be some shit" or "That would be shitty" but "That would be a shit". And you know, it almost made me feel gross. Keep your idioms aligned properly, people.

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