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| Note that this isn't a navel ring, but rather a "Belly Ring" which you may know better by its other name: "belt". |
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| The reason this man is choosing to remain anonymous is because he just ruined convertibles, cigarettes and tattoos for everyone. Thanks, ass. |
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| Wow. If this photo isn't doctored then anyone calling this person "thin as a rail" is actually exaggerating her girth. |
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| I am actually pretty okay with this. Carry on. |
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| I guess they just american't understand capitalization or basic aesthetics. Also, I don't know if Tumblr has an age restriction, but I'm pretty sure eight year old children should not be Tumbling other than down staircases. |
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| If this pooka-shell necklace wearing douchebag is in charge of protecting the "American Way", I'd say the "American Dream" is about as safe as an unattended drink at an AA meeting. I'm more intimidated by the inexplicable cardboard cut-out in the background, to be honest. |
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| A fashionable pick for the cultist who loves their country. Sacrifice infants in style in this American flag patterned idon'tevenknowwhatthefuck. |
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| One cum stain too many on your jean shorts? Don't throw them away, cover them up with shredded pieces of your nation's icon instead! |
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| What better symbol of our nation's strength than something that could explode if a child pokes it too vigorously? Oh, anything else? Right. |
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| Today I learned, Americans fucking LOVE decapitating bald eagles. |
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