About Me
- whydoihavetheinternet
- Miami, Florida, United States
- Every time I eat whole fish I fear for days that I have swallowed a bone. Perhaps my abdomen is absolutely lousy with them, I would have no idea. Thanks for coming and remember to take off your shoes before coming into the living room, I'm quite fond of the carpet.
Friday, July 22, 2011
My job is weirder than yours.
End of discussion. My boss is perhaps having a senior moment, he's been sitting in his office yelling "Ramoooon, I love Ramon!" for about an hour now. Realizing he could be in the midst of a serious psychological or physiological incident, I am doing the right thing. Namely, I am calling every Ramon on the internet and leaving messages for them to call him back. I am a model employee. I also just got paid, I do believe I'm going to go enjoy a martini at the downstairs bar. Or six. I wonder why my money dries up so fast.
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