It apparently thinks I have a shaved head, a desire to smell like Dane Cook and compassion for injured soldiers. You couldn't be more wrong if you were trying to put out a grease fire with a garden hose. Better luck next time.
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You'd think liking just about every beer but Bud Light on Facebook would send them a hint. They remain blissfully hint-free.
You and your friends could experience a UFC fight like a Bud Light VIP, at the Battle on the Bayou in New Orleans! Here We Go.
You know, that sounds like it would be a lot of fun if I didn't have to be a Bud Light VIP. Can I just win the tickets? Please?
You know, that sounds like it would be a lot of fun if I didn't have to be a Bud Light VIP. Can I just win the tickets? Please?
If you can’t stand the heat, get out and head to McDonald’s for the new Mango Pineapple Real Fruit Smoothie!
I will drink that the second it stops breathing. Next.
I will drink that the second it stops breathing. Next.
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Oh hey! It's Breaking Bad! I love that show! What could they be giving away? Breaking Bad merch perhaps? I'll sign up right a-INCUBUS TICKETS?! FFFUUUUU!!!!!!
To celebrate America's birthday, Budweiser is offering you a MP3 of your choice. Like us to get your track now!
Funny that Belgians are celebrating America's birthday. Seems like they're confused, I guess not having a government for a year or so will do that to you. The free song thing would've been cool, in 1996. I actually forgot there was a such thing as paying for music. Anyway, gross beer, and Budweiser STILL has yet to take a hint.
Funny that Belgians are celebrating America's birthday. Seems like they're confused, I guess not having a government for a year or so will do that to you. The free song thing would've been cool, in 1996. I actually forgot there was a such thing as paying for music. Anyway, gross beer, and Budweiser STILL has yet to take a hint.
Enjoy breathtaking Miami views and the excitement of Brickell night life. Inifinty Condos offers unmatched amenities and sleek design.
Facebook thinks I'm a millionaire. Now, if I knew less about me, I'd come to the same conclusion, but I expected better from SCIENCE. Also, whoever is behind the name "Infinity Condos" needs to spend a month locked in a broom closet with necrotizing fasciitis.
Facebook thinks I'm a millionaire. Now, if I knew less about me, I'd come to the same conclusion, but I expected better from SCIENCE. Also, whoever is behind the name "Infinity Condos" needs to spend a month locked in a broom closet with necrotizing fasciitis.
One more, this is killing me.
Every American should be able to marry the person they love. Help Senator Kirsten Gillibrand overturn DOMA. Demand marriage equality!
Well, that's not funny at all. Damn. Fuck you Facebook. See you in thirty seconds.
Well, that's not funny at all. Damn. Fuck you Facebook. See you in thirty seconds.
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