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Miami, Florida, United States
Every time I eat whole fish I fear for days that I have swallowed a bone. Perhaps my abdomen is absolutely lousy with them, I would have no idea. Thanks for coming and remember to take off your shoes before coming into the living room, I'm quite fond of the carpet.

Monday, June 13, 2011

How to get a raise.

Despite the NBA finals being a very good time for me financially, I still would like to have more money. I hear the best way to get more money would be to get something called a "raise". I'm not sure how this is done, so I made this drawing and emailed 13 (one for each dollar I would like per hour) of them to each employee. Let's hope it works.
Notice my unique brush technique, namely, using a shitty pen.

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