This has got to be worse for me than smoking.

Today's tumblr run: #sadquotes. In theory, this should be a walk in the park. Unlike love, I believe in sadness and some of the best lines ever written have concerned sorrow. So, let's see how the wintry embrace of misery has inspired some select tumblrs (tumblr-ers?). 

Like their parents, that's why  your daddy's tire came loose on the expressway.

Why is this under #sadquotes?

Actually, thanks to science (SCIENCE!) I can take an educated guess: about 70-80 beats per minute. With some variation either way depending on your degree of physical fitness and all that. Actually, since you're on tumblr and not on a mid-morning jog, I'd bump those numbers up a good bit.

#trickytumblrtrustytonguetwister

"im not mad at you ... im hurt i believed in u more then u believed in urself .. why cant u see theres so much more to life" - Wow. I am moved to tears. Bravo milady. Is it too early to proclaim you our generation's Sylvia Plath? I think not.

Nicky Minaj is so Young Money she can alter the PAST.  Tell me, could Patsy Cline do THAT?

I thought it was not peeing while pooping. But this person has lots of books, so I trust them.

I would make fun of this, but I left my super secret spy goggles at home, and therefore cannot read a fucking word  of it.

Nope.

My other symptoms include having four pupils and no hands.

I would say I expected more from #sadquotes, but I like to be honest with you guys.