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Every time I eat whole fish I fear for days that I have swallowed a bone. Perhaps my abdomen is absolutely lousy with them, I would have no idea. Thanks for coming and remember to take off your shoes before coming into the living room, I'm quite fond of the carpet.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

This is why humor is dead.

Anti-Gay Rights Activists Claim They are Being Bullied
Whites Believe They are Discriminated Against More Than Blacks

Neither of these are from the Onion. There is no way to satirize these stories. There is no way to parody them, to make them more absurd than they already are. I wish the political humorists of the future all the luck in the world, they're gonna fucking need it.

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